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La Tuna Nostra’s DIY Sex Change Goes Wrong!


Struggling with his sexuality for as long as he can remember, La Tuna Nostra wanted to become a woman more than anything in the world. He was so desperate to change into the feminine person who has been hidden away within him that he recklessly attempted to perform a sex change operation on himself while under the influence of drugs and alcohol.

After consuming 1 pint of vodka and several pain killers, La Tuna Nostra turned a knife on his genitals and severed his own penis and testicles. Within moments, amid screams of pain and tremendous blood loss, he lost consciousness. Fortunately for La Tuna Nostra, he lives with his mother who heard the screams and was able to quickly phone for help.

After 14 intense hours of surgery, Doctors were able to close the wound and create a vagina for La Tuna Nostra who says he now goes by the name of ‘Belinda’ and plans to live his life as a woman.

Still recovering from the self inflicted injuries, La Tuna Nostra/ AKA Belinda told UJ Reporters “It was reckless and extreme to attempt a sex change on myself and I don’t recommend it to anyone, however, I do finally feel liberated and free to be the woman that I’ve been suppressing my whole life. I feel like the luckiest girl in the world. I’m a pretty pretty princess now!”

Editors Note: You might remember La Tuna Nostra as the former Masturbation World Champion. While his days of competitive masturbation are over, we suspect that this is not the last we will here of this unique individual.
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